Watch it

Mrs T's watch needed a new battery last week, as I had oneof the correct type, I changed it myself. That waas the easy bit. Replacing the tiny screw which holds the battery clip took half an hour. I lost count of the number of time that it flipped out of the tweezers, fortunately always landing on my desk. So, after much colourful language, the job was done and proudly returned to the owner.
The B----y battery only lasted a week, now I've got to do it all again!