Pushmi-Pullyu

The Almond Valley Heritage Centre's star attraction for the summer of 2017 had seemed like such a great idea at the time but after a couple of weeks the Pushmi-Pullyu was far from happy;

"It all started to go downhill when they decided to have a naming competition!"

"Goaty McGoatface.......... I ask you?"

"Beyoncé-Jay-Z........heavens!"

"But to go with The Chuckle Brothers.....to me to you, to me to you?"

"I mean we've worked with the greats, Sir Rex Harrison, Sir Anthony Newley, Tommy Steele, Jason Donovan and eh....Philip Schofield"

"And now this, he actually wants to blip us for Cailleach's Wild Wednesday challenge!

"1, 2-me, 2-you.............Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"