Suck And Blaw

West Lothian Council's Masterplan was complete.

At a cost of millions of tax payers' money three giant turbines had been built to blow the continual bad weather back west from where it came.

The weather would always been lovely and tourists would flock to the likes of Addiewell and Breich, everyone would be happy and the area would prosper.

Unfortunately Bob hadn't read the instructions fully and set them to "Suck" instead of "Blaw"...............Bugger!