Blight

Apples (surprisingly): Festival (left) and James Grieve (right): both delicious. 
Courgettes (eleven)
Beans (green and yellow, and now part of an enormous twisting legume mountain, mixed with:
Sugar Snaps (coming to an end)
Raspberries (Autumn)
Tomatoes (starting to get blighty, too chicken to cut off the blighty bits, will regret it)

Oh, and the other thing with the computer and the desk and the shirt and the phone and the emails.