Never believe a word your wife says

Yesterday under Tricia's instruction I spent four hours plucking grapes off their stalks to make juice today. To be fair Tricia did a few herself. We arrived at the presses today to be told it is much better to leave them on the stalks, indeed quite hard to press if taken off. Grrr.
Anyway things were pulverised, pressed and pasteurised to produce over seventy litres of juice - apple and grape. It does taste quite good it must be said.
To celebrate we went out to the local inn for a meal forgetting any torch and so walking back the two kilometres in the dark provided plenty of interest with much rustling in the nearby undergrowth causing great consternation to Tricia......