first day nerves

William popped in to chaos central this morning before heading off for his first day in his new job.  
He looked very smart, smelt delicious and he was wearing a brand new pair of suede (no need to polish) shoes.       
That's Black suede not blue suede, btw, before any of you jokers (Cousin Broon) chime in with a load of Elvis quiffs quips.

We feel sure he will get along just fine.