Tuscanother day at the office......

Well.....I can't keep it a secret any longer.

Last month, I won quite a few million on the lottery, and since then have been rather busy working out what to do with the rest of my life.

So, I took a Ryanair flight over to Italy, and bought this gorgeous house in Luca. There are six bedrooms, a large swimming pool and and a live-in chef.

I've told work where they can stuff their pills, I've put my flat up for rent and I'm off to live a life of luxury and pasta!!!!!






Yeah, you're right - load of bollocks.

As if you could ever catch a Ryanair flight.......