Cucurbita Pepo

A-hem...what is the prob-lem...of shooting many pumpkins with stems?

1. How do you shoot them?
2. Which stem will be your gem?
3. How do you write a po-em about the stem?

With no one giving me answers, I yelled..."CARPE DI-EM!", and employed my strata-gem. I spit out some phlegm, and just shot the stems.

I don't think I'll ever wear a dia-dem...for shooting stem, and I don't think I'll ever write a book titled...Shooting Stem...by Tim.