....HELP.....

Ok....so it's October....it's beginning to feel a bit colder.....but not much....why oh why are there mince pies in the shops along with a selection of Festive Nuts.....now don't get me wrong...I am partial to a mince pie....but please it's too early to be mentioning the "C" word surely ???
And I know these aren't mince pies but they are my favourite....nothing beats an Echlefechan (however it is spelled) Cake with a cup of tea.....try it !