The only dictionary you'll ever really need.....

.....an extract from 'The New Uxbridge English Dictionary' (18th Edition Precisely, Comprehensively Reviled) for a smidgeon of Saturday Silliness (and a bit of a cop-out blip because I'm running to catch my tail today!)

My Ma's minor op at the RVI went well this morning, though apparently she'll be sporting a rakish triangular scar just below her left eye henceforth......which isn't QUITE 'The Mark of Zorro' she was hoping for........