Kitchen Tongs on a Desk

Well now, what could be more normal than a shiny pair of kitchen tongs on one's desk? Glimpsed between the working surface and the bottom rim of my computer monitor is a handsomely bokehed (if that wasn't a word - it is now) rendering of the venetian blinds beyond. It all sort of happened by evolution of course but I'd prefer to think of it as a (ahem) profoundly conceived, abstract leaning work of art .... or  .... a whimsical dof doodle EB.