Where's Wall-y?

Hadrian's Wall. It's 73 miles long (give or take a Roman inch or two) and easily spotted from the moon. (Ok, I made that bit up.) So you'd think it would be incredibly easy to find.....wouldn't you?

Errrr....no. Not if you're stupid enough to listen to the GoogleMaps wifey on your phone, who (let me tell you) gets very irritated if you take the wrong turn.

'Take. The. Next. Turning. On. The. Right.'
'Right. The. Next. Right!'
'I. Said. Right! RIGHT!!'

Then she called us stupid Scottish people, said it was no bloody wonder Hadrian wanted to keep us out, and switched herself off in a sulk.

We found it eventually. (Actually, it may just have been somebody's very long garden wall, but we planted the Scottish flag, and claimed it in the name of Sir Billy Connolly anyway!)

Tomorrow, we're conquering Rome!!




PS Thank you all for the very generous comments, stars and hearts you gave my Kelpies. You were incredibly kind, and I was overwhelmed. Xx