Today's Caption Competition!

Firstly, I have to make a confession…I didn’t take the actual photo.  I was driving B and myself to our Thursday photography class in Wells, when we came across a rare traffic jam caused by a lorry trying to pass a scaffolding lorry on a narrow village road.  B took a photo with her camera (as a possible blip) and I asked her to take one with mine, however at that precise moment the builder was…how shall I put it delicately…adjusting his clothing!!


I have removed the name of his employer from his jacket so that he can remain anonymous. 
 
So, over to you, any captions gratefully received!