Still No Word

It's been a while since I put up a missing pet poster for Bubba. 
Well, he's not exactly a pet, but since we haven't seen the big guy in ages, I thought we better get the word out but so far... nothing.

Where could he be?!! 
Did he find a nicer swamp to live in?
Was he abducted by aliens? (if so, the jokes on them)

Anyways... I have not given up hope that some day he might come walking in the front door like nothing happened.
Wait, that didn't come out right. 
He will likely require a good hosing off before he can come inside. :-)