Very Black Indeed

I should have known. I should have seen it coming. It's been a long time AND I have miraculously not had a bath in over two weeks. When my paws landed on the ground after this morning's car ride, I found myself standing right outside the Dog (Not) Oasis.

The only good thing that can be said about it is that the schnauzer puppy that mum gives kisses and fusses over wasn't there. I tried to jump from the floor up into mum's arms to make her take me with, but that didn't work out. For ninety minutes I had to put up with what I call torture. "Spa"? "Pampering"? Ha! Get real.

I did end up looking very nice though, according to mum. I am super black and velvety, which is nice but does not make it worth it. In MY opinion.