Titanic.....

.....it's a little known fact that Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslett make an annual pilgrimage to Whitley Bay to revisit iconic scenes of their former success.....rumour has it they're staying at the Alcatraz Guest House if you want autographs.......and if you believe that you'll believe anything.....

Got the firstborn and the granddaughter (otherwise known as 'The Gannets') coming for dinner today, better get washing dishes and peeling mountains of veg then.......sadly, that bit's the absolute truth......