Colonocacophony

Rarely will a colonoscopy be more heralded, advertised, discussed, trumpeted, feared, debated or planned down to the most minute details. 

Carlos still has 12 days to psyche himself up. 

He asked me to keep this to myself. But I have overheard him discussing it at length with the receptionist. And B. from Accounts. And S. from Sales. And half of the mesmerised engineering department. And the cleaning lady from the 3rd floor. And his sister on Skype. And more importantly her GP husband on the phone. 

I thought I'd discreetly add a reminder on our corporate wall calendar. The one used for the only thing that truly matters in the Mistake Factory: the holidays.