Broadband

More like Wetband today as the ubiquitous Openreach engineer was at his familiar post at the broadband junction on Dollar main road, having carefully draped it with plastic to keep the gazillion little coloured wires dry.  He is there so often, perched on his little folding stool, that I think we should do some kind of crowdfunding to get him his own bench, perhaps with an umbrella/parasol attachment.