Wild? Did you say WILD?

Percy the penguin
Wildly looking for a place 
To hang his stocking!

The wildest thing I came across today was a little blue and white penguin,with a sequin for a tummy button, waddling around holding a Christmas stocking as big as himself (lots of fish space, I expect)!

Me: "Hi Percy, what's up? What on earth are you doing with that huge stocking?"
Percy: (gesticulating wildly!) "I can't find a place to hang my Christmas stocking."
Me: "Hmmmm! How about hanging it over the edge of the snow bank into the water? That way , the fish will inadvertently swim inside and there you go, your favourite meal delivered for Christmas!"
Percy: "Great! Can you help me fix it up?"
 Me: "Of course. Happy fishing, Percy!"

Cailleach said that anything went for Wild Wednesday and that we shouldn't worry about it not being wild enough!  Percy says "thank you, Cailleach!"