What to do in a hotel room

Firstly thanks to all who wished me luck with my speech today, suffice to say all went well.
Sadly the weather here in cardiff is very wet, i d have liked to have gone out for a walk and a blip.
Instead i looked at the "extras" in my room. I don t think i have ever worn a shower cap and the fluffy white dressing gown is a bit itchy. To be honest it was a toss up between this and me drunk naked, except socks, shadow boxing holding an empty bottle of whisky.
I m sure that you ll agree and to the relief of my family i chose this.