Confusing

"Wait!" I hear you cry, "He must be back in Vienna  or, perhaps, Munich!" An easy mistake to make as both are famous for their Christmas markets. If I said it was in the UK you might immediately say Manchester or Birmingham but you would still be wrong. This evocation of the season - selling traditional Bratwurst and Gluhwein - is in Maidstone, the county town of Kent.  I feel rather rotten letting you in on this secret as I'm sure that you'll flood town and fill the available parking.