One Swan A Swimming

"Oi, aren't there supposed to be seven swans a swimming?"

"Aye but the others are in the pub, it's our Christmas day oot!"

"So why are you here?"

"Short straw!"

"Right, well you know the script?"

"Aye........................Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"


Wild Wednesday already, kindly sponsored by Cailleach!