the pheasant plucker

"I'm not the pheasant plucker,  I'm the pheasant plucker's son
I'm only plucking pheasants till the pheasant plucker comes"


I believe I've mentioned this on blip before but do be careful when reciting  the above, particularly if you've been on the sauce and/or have elderly relatives/nuns visiting.

Q.  What's round and bad tempered


A.   A vicious circle


Boom Tish!