Maybe a bananorchid?

Went nowhere, did nuffink. So what's fresh?
Instead of the customary 1, 2, 3, 4, skin a banana, I got 5. Which, with a warped eye and a recent visit to an orchid house while we were in Devon, I promptly saw as a new species of Orchid.

Warped? Or what? And YOU can shut up too.