Paint Shop Pro

Well not so much a pro as a keen amateur. On second thoughts lets leave out the keen.

Anyway these things have to be done from time to time and actually, I don't mind doing it.

The last time this room was painted it was done by a workman for free.

That was because he had been working on a renovation of the upstairs flat when he put his foot through the ceiling right above where I was working on my laptop.

I was showered with bits of plaster and probably a century's worth of accumulated detritus from between ceiling and floorboard above. All this resulted in a bit of bruising a skin rash a few expletives and a room painted for free.