Ewe Having A Laugh!

"Aw mister.............gonnae take a fotie of me cavortin aboot in the snaw?"

"Aye, of course............say cheese!"

"Cheese??"

Blip

"Thanks mister, ah think ah'll yase that fur ma Christmas cairds this year!"

"Eh Christmas.........that wis a few weeks back?"

"A few weeks back..................hey boys, the man's sayin Christmas wis a couple of weeks back, that right?

"Aye!" (collectively and more than a bit sheepishly)

"Never mind, we could always tag it for Wild Wednesday and hope that it cheers Cailleach up a bit, she's been no well."

"Aye, nae bother, pare wee lamb...................Grrrrrrrrrrrrr!"

"Whit de ye make oh it?...................No even a blippin selection box!"