Career plan

How do I get it? 
How do I land the Holy Grail of the time sheet?
O, sweet code 0130, how do I make thee mine? 
And knowing the passion for simplification and efficiency of those-who-would-almost-make-decisions-if-they-were-not-too-busy-passing-the-buck in the Mistake Factory, the investigation could go on for months, possibly years, or better still, bingo! decades.
And then a seamless transition into retirement. 

O, sweet code 0130, how do I make thee mine?