creative parking

"just pop it there, it'll be fine, right off to the shops."

i wouldn't mind but 200 yds up the road there was an accident
with a police car, two fire engines and an ambulance in attendance.

traffic calming in place yep, make a difference nope.
road icy yep, salted nope.

hey hoo, Saturday is a moaning day for me apparently,
mutter mutter used to be fields, get me cardi, etc