Basil Fawlty

My basil seems a bit wonkey. It makes me chuckcle with Fawlty Tower jokes every time it reminds me it exist.

I think it grows an angle, waiting and wondering if I will choose to do anything to with it. Just even remove a few leaves to lessen the weight burden. Nice simple ideas for basil anyone?

Ale loving TC leaves in the morning and Diet Coke loving BL arrives.Will I be deemed sensible enough to be let loose on the wine though? Ideas for getting sneaky red wine anyone?