Deep and Meaningful Abstract

Let's get one thing clear at the start. I am not saying what this thing is. You might like to guess if you want. In fact please do. Oh heck! You'll probably get it in one - knowing you lot.

I started out at my study desk. "It's 7:30 and I haven't got a blip!!! What on earth am I ever going to do?" Anyway my eye fell upon a certain object and I idly shot it with the G12 - a camera which earns a larger quantity of my respect every single day. "Mmmmm! Why not play around with the colour balance a little? Let's crop it so. What about nudging the tint? Hang on. What am I gonna call it?"