The Mane Man....
Good afternoon madam....do you object to me having a nose inside your car?
Errr......can I stop you?
Neigh lass, you can't.
I thought not.....is there anything in particular you're looking for?
Well. I keep hearing about 'strong and stable'.....sounds like my kind of thing.
Ummm.....I think that particular horse has bolted!
Oh. Are we still saddled with Mrs Hay though?
Is it? You'd better change the date on your dashboard then...it still says February!