What book am I from Mum?

No it's not a costume for world book day it's my attempt at keeping her warm whilst my Dad 'hairdryered' the water pipe outside for me. Having no heating in these conditions is not fun. Dad to the rescue all fixed in no time.

So I'm in bed at 8:30pm trying to get Iris to sleep when the boy texts to say he is finally leaving Birmingham but has to nip in to check his Dad as Janet has being calling him and he is not picking up, oh and that his heating isn't working! Arghhhh! I may be getting back out of bed to blow up the spare one in a bit. Is it wrong to make an old man sleep on air?

Oh and there's a leak coming from the loft hatch, I daren't open it!

Reasons to be cheerful:
I'm warm!