Bill's trousers/jeans.

Bill is, what I call, Delboy. He is originally from London and I have known him for 30 years. Bumped into him in Sainsburys this morning and gave him a rollicking for appearing in public like this. He told me that he was working on some machinery and tore his trousers. I let him off on condition that I could take a picture of them- and oh! that knee!!!!