A little duckorum please...

'Hey! Have you heard the latest? TheDonald is having a pool party whilst the 1stLadyDuck is away!'

'He's an idiot. Why would you ever want to go to a party of his?'

'Well I've heard he's got lots of weed.....and he knows some very exotic birds.'

'Weed? Well just make sure you take a leaf out of Duckbill Clinton's book - don't inhale!'