Do you know what SHE said to me?
She said - George this looks so.... staged.
Staged, I shrieked. It is not staged. It took me forever to get things exactly how I wanted them. My favourite toys all covered up, and a chewy where no-one else could get it; and my favourite cushie, on top of my favourite bed liner - which you will note, I have nicely shredded now.
AND I had to drag my cushie from one side of the room to the other. And did SHE help me? No, she did not!
Staged, my aunt fanny!