Nothing Personal

A quirky humorous sentiment?. There has been many an inane aphorism coined on a variety of media. Signs for the kitchen..."Sometimes I cook with wine, I even occasionally put it in the food'  or "Today I'll be as useless as the 'g' in lasagne" " If I want your opinion I'll give it to you", I'd agree with you then we'd both be wrong" et al. I shudder at them all. If you gathered up all these pearls of wisdom you'd have one big pile of nothing. But lots of signs, cushions, gnomes, badges, T shirts...With all that is seriously wrong with our world can I put these into room 101?