Audit and Doddit!

A pretty yuck day here weather wise and to make matters worse we have the financial auditors visiting for their annual rummage about our ledgers, so to speak.

So in their honour.................

What's the definition of an Auditor?
An accountant with an opinion.

What do you call an auditor who can't audit?
An or.

"Doctor, Doctor. Every time I go on an audit I get covered in rashes. What could it be?"
"Mmmm. Let me take a look. Aaah, as I suspected.....ticks."  

What happens when you lock a wild hyena in a room with an auditor?
The hyena stops laughing.

What’s an extroverted auditor?
One who looks at your shoes while he’s talking to you instead of his own.