Cash Cow

This is the Jambo cash cow, resting in the club shop and collecting money to help pay for the new stand. Or maybe the new nursery or the new pitch or even the next batch of players that'll arrive over the summer. That team photo in the background will make interesting viewing come August; there won't be all that many of them lining up for the new season's team photo.
I'd just popped in to renew my season ticket by the way. Might as well I thought, adversary might be good for the soul.