Now, as I see it......

By JohnRH

New Chicken Army

Chickens demonstrated today in favour of equal rights for poultry. The chickens were clucked off. "We may be going cheep", they said, "but that doesn't mean we have to be cheerful". They demanded recognition, saying that for too long people have said the egg came before the chicken but that it was high time everyone understood that the chicken comes first. They were even trending on Twitter with #chickenbeforeegg and #chickensfirst. Their leader was in no mood to compromise; "If we want to cross the road", he said, "we'll cross the road, and you can speculate all you like about why we did it. And it definitely isn't so that you can get a 'Silly Saturday' blip out of it."

That's me told.

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