Saturday football best comments

Went to Oxford City v Eastbourne today. Oxford won 2-0 which I'm sure will please them no end (they are not doing very well). Attendance was 221, plus 2 dogs and a child in a pushchair. Best shouted comment of the match (from Eastbourne's coach) 'Who is marking number 2? Don't put your hand up - just **** get on with doing it!'  5 Eastbourne fans made more noise than the rest of the Oxford supporters put together. Best chant from Eastbourne to Oxford 'You've only got one song' which is unfortunately true. Classic.