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I felt like cheering myself up today. Usually painting my toenails a garish colour does the trick - they've been naked all Winter - but seemed a bit of a waste as I've not yet declared it sandals-only weather. These items, an impulse-buy on my last flight from UK, looked promising, one to give you fuller lips and the other to shrink eye bags. What could possibly go wrong?
Now I look like Theresa May after a long day of denying lying to parliament and the electorate in general.