WHISKY BOTTLE

I didnae empty the bottle.  I loathe whisky. I saved the bottle as a vase for wee posies from the garden. 

I've been below par (what again?).  Postural hypotension, says the Doc.  I look it up.  Common in the elderly, says the internet.  Just a staggering about old woman, then.  But at least it's not the drink.  Well not this week, anyway.