Apple message

Came back tonight and took Kilda to the gardens for a walk. Phoned SF on the way and then the phone cut out. When it came back on this message was displayed. Translation is “ We at Apple think your phone is too old and you need to buy a new one from us. As a result we are going to slow your phone down over the next few months to piss you off to the point you get a new one” It was SF birthday so called him back to arrange the boys weekend next week. Spent the rest of the night doing more ironing.