Andrew and James the red engine in the garden running a Sunday timetable while the fat controller took his photograph. Fortunately the sun was shining and no leaves were on the line so no delays. Until he got bored and left the franchise demanding recompense. Turned out to be sweeties apparently.
The things you have to do to keep him amused for the afternoon. It's about time he learned to sit down and read the Sunday papers. At least his brother just uses my broadband service.