On board the good ship Hjaltland in Aberdeen, this handsome chap posed for me.
After fish & chips a pint of "Scapa", I asked the barman what was his preferred whisky & he told me he was from the west coast so I said, " give me a Lagavulin then". He poured me a Laphroaig! I pointed out his mistake... " Ah, silly me" he said, "Do you like Laphroaig?"
"I do indeed!"
"Well have this one on me!"