Crook ramble

Established that Mother did not want to see me for more than a day so made sure I was back home in time for the  annual village ramble/ BBQ.  Was very surprised how many people turned up, where do they all live?
 On the way back through London I got all the details for the passenger assistance services on the railways to start planning how to get Mother to visit our new home. She has never been to the Lake District.