Volcano

1. Raging hangover this morning. Raging. I pick up a bacon roll from the pirates in central and slowly climb the hill.

2. I see a few quite odd things today. On the way back down the hill after lunch we spot a decapitated giraffe in the bushes. On closer inspection we notice that there's a wee baby giraffe looking on. It's quite tragic really. Like the stuffed toy giraffe version of Bambi.

3. Then, on my way home I see a fox, you know just hanging out in the garden, just sitting there in the light of the window. Times have moved on, fox-wise.

4. Nothing is stranger though than the sticky toffee volcano cake with candyfloss smoke, jelly lava and what appears to be jelly baby climbers/ survivors clinging to the side which is the winner of our charity bakeoff.

5. Curry for tea.