Tiny Cup

CyclopsJnr scarfed his Babyccino in record time.

"Daddy, can I have some of your bottle of juice"
"No son, you always seem to end up spitting stuff back into anything I give you so it ends up looking manky"
"Daddy, you could put some in a cup for me"
"We don't have a cup"
"Daddy, you could use the lid of the bottle, it's like a tiny cup".

OK son, you got me there, have some of my apple juice!

10/10 negotiating