The plaja on Rota was not of those places of perdition like on the infamous Costa Del Sol.
Rota was a family beach, for decent families and with no place for toasting boobs in the sun.
Alfonso was making damn sure of it.
The family values would be preserved.
Now for the Mrs Raheny incident, it wasn't her fault. Her bikini top was a bit loose after many years of loyal service, and she may accidentally have popped while jumping enthusiastically in the waves. These things happened. Alfonso let her off with a caution.