Mom came over today to attack the weed monstrosity that is our drive. In a bid to be helpful (as I am usually useless and hayfever-ridden when gardening) I decided to go throw some weedkiller around the back garden. It's such a state out there, that whilst rumagging around I found a strawberry plant growing out of the middle of the patio! Absolute nonsense.
I decided to leave the professional to it and vacuumed the just watched World Cup games all day. England were a bit good, eh?!